December 2011
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RE: RE: Going on Mary Katkins
Went swimming this morning, and came home where I ate some plain yogurt with some jam in it for flavor.
And then the rest of the broccoli shrimp alfredo.
And then there was some texas sheet cake just hanging out…
[I’m at that point during exersize week where my body just needs food. any food will do.]
shearsandsnares asked: "Why don't you come up here and see me where I already am, thank goodness!"
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RE: going on Mary Katkins
Just made toast, smelled it, and then walked away. going to look at some coffee now.
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who has two thumbs and is proud owner of a 1944...
this is such a horrible joke.
poetry and rap had a baby called spoken word. I wish I could abort that baby.
– ABG
folkinz:
Home for Actresses with Megan Mullally, Lizzy Caplan, Casey Wilson, Lake Bell, Aubrey Plaza, Michaela Watkins, and Ellie Kemper
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after watching the new batman trailer
stephen: Selina and Talia aren't sassy, they're women in charge of their own lives.
kyle: [extremely pained expression].
kyle: I guess anything is a step up from Vicky Vale.
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you like jewel tones, just like every other middle aged woman in america.
– Layne; fellow teacher describing why she bought me all the ties.
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Hey girl, watcha doin?
watching “new girl” to help me calm the fuck down after extremely emotional day of school.
Positive meeting with school director
she cried a lot.
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25 celebrities you never knew were in classic... →
21. Jeff Goldblum In ‘Annie Hall’
I knew. Believe me, I noticed.
Tell [school director] to come to Don Pablo’s with us so we can jump her...
– things I said earlier before I had a dos equis and calmed down.
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secret santa mix cd
yeah it’s got madonna on it.
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can I do a series of letterpress prints about powerpoint?
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